Why aren't you thirsty Evan?
What's your middle name?
When's the last time you downed a bottle of water?
How many eye lashes do you have?
What age to you think you'll get married?
Are you going to lahinch?
Where you really on the committee the whole time?
Is your left pinky toe actually pink?
ANSWER ME THAT EVAN, this is only the tip of the iceberg!!!!