p.s. if your too drunk they wont want you to help
No, we'll just tell you what to do and laugh at your feeble efforts. We need our entertainment too.
Ok, trailer tying is at three o'clock. If you want a boat on the trailer you must be there to put it on yourself. We will head to the pub afterwards. If you have a really good excuse for not being there and ask me really nicely
or buy me a pint I might be able to get boat on the trailer for you, but those who help tie the trailer get first pick of the club boats.