Bex,
your one alibi, much like his last boat, has proved to be less than watertight, and popular opinion in the form of a closed poll has it that you are the guilty party.
There's no use pretending or hiding any more.
Noel is going to get you, and much and all as I can't abide violence I am not going to stand in his way as he gives you a chinese burn and a dead leg.