Don't be so sore about it Rodge. You love a bit of spit roast action. At least thats what you've been telling us all for years....
It's natural to be a little afraid...but it's ok if you're a bit excited to.
Let me re-write leighton's line for you because from what you're saying it seems like this is where the fantasy really falls down for you.
Ok, HUH hmmm.
(Bill c says to Ska-child...blah blah blah)
Leighton says: " Brrrr, Is anyone else getting hungry?"
Ska-child: " Sure, and i've got a sandwich waiting right here for you baby with my home brand meat and ginger nut stuffing"
Jeez, Rodge, are you really gonna say that? fuck. That is not classy.
You are seriously freaky!! whats your number?