Right peeps and peepette's, I need people to do a boathouse inventory. I need a eso de 6 personas to help me. I'm planning on doing it the week after exams. I will choose a day which accommodates most people. This needs to be done, so the sooner the better and if you help me and I like you, you get a hug, or a kick in the teeth, which ever suits best. Oh and unlike previous years, the inventory will be done in Messers.
Your friend in kayaking,
Leighton.
P.S. Disregard the second last sentence and the last because it sounds very foppish.