Author Topic: Christmas part-AAAAY!!  (Read 48596 times)

Offline rog

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Re: Christmas part-AAAAY!!
« Reply #45 on: December 01, 2009, 10:09:00 »
Nuala you dirty girl!!

ye Carle kris kindle fixing is a sin and we WILL ducktape you if you've been trying to cheat the system!  afro.gif

I can't believe how much the club's budget for ducktape has risen in the past month, we're gonna have to call a halt to Saturday river trips at this stage.

Offline Ley-Ley

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Re: Christmas part-AAAAY!!
« Reply #46 on: December 01, 2009, 17:03:31 »
This is a shambles, the lies and fraudery I could reveal about this is unreal!! Santie would be turning in his grave if he knew!!

Offline Nuala

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Re: Christmas part-AAAAY!!
« Reply #47 on: December 01, 2009, 17:10:44 »
Santa's has a grave?! Who killed Santa?

Offline FINN

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Re: Christmas part-AAAAY!!
« Reply #48 on: December 01, 2009, 17:15:19 »
Santa's has a grave?! Who killed Santa?
leighton got a bit excited when santa gave him a chainsaw last year.......

Jer

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Re: Christmas part-AAAAY!!
« Reply #49 on: December 01, 2009, 17:57:25 »
For the Kris Kindle I think everyone should just give each other rolls of duct tape, it seems to provide much more entertainment for the canoe club than anything else I can think of.

Offline Eoghan

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Re: Christmas part-AAAAY!!
« Reply #50 on: December 01, 2009, 18:02:23 »
BRILLIANT!!!

and i'm fairly sure Leighton is right! I smell kris krindle fixing!

Offline Carla!

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Re: Christmas part-AAAAY!!
« Reply #51 on: December 01, 2009, 19:29:22 »
theres OBVIOUSLY no crist kindl fixing.   angel.gif

The presents are given out by santa. The elves work on a rotating shift of hard manual labour, building them in a workshop. You may ask how the machinery they operate is powered, it being in the north pole. They use a hybrid of nucleur and wind power, taking advantage of the plentiful arctic winds. Santa brings the presents on his sleigh to Dublin using his herd of talented Reindeer, who can sometimes be mean and slag their peers but also love to have a laugh and play games like monopoly. He flies aound the world backwards at supersonic speed so its always midnight wherever he lands because of the different time zones. Then he hands them out to us in Messers...

Whats not to understand?  ???

Hope that answers everyones doubts and confusions...
 8) 8) 8)

Jer

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Re: Christmas part-AAAAY!!
« Reply #52 on: December 01, 2009, 19:33:20 »
That seems like a lot of effort to go to for a roll of duct tape, you'd think he'd just pop down to Woodies or something.

Offline Carla!

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Re: Christmas part-AAAAY!!
« Reply #53 on: December 01, 2009, 19:35:29 »
he has about a million elf slaves.... he can make them make him ANYTHING....
thats where all the engineers who end up on the bad list at christmas go

to work in santas sweatshop for eternity

so watch out jer

Offline Carla!

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Re: Christmas part-AAAAY!!
« Reply #54 on: December 01, 2009, 19:37:50 »
ha or they get sent to work as oompa loompas in willy wonkas choclate factory as finch would say!

Offline finch

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Re: Christmas part-AAAAY!!
« Reply #55 on: December 01, 2009, 19:40:42 »

Jer

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Re: Christmas part-AAAAY!!
« Reply #56 on: December 01, 2009, 19:41:32 »
It still seems more economic for him to pop down to Woodies for this particular event, you'd think one of his engineer slaves would have pointed that out to him.

Offline Carla!

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Re: Christmas part-AAAAY!!
« Reply #57 on: December 01, 2009, 19:44:48 »
It's from Big Bang Theory:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVMvubKNDkc
i know  ;D what an episode!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jer you better watch your mouth. don't go round insulting santa.
he'll come get you on christmas night...
your 3 years of electrical engineering, just to spent the rest of your life programing furbies and tomagotchies for spoilt kids.

Jer

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Re: Christmas part-AAAAY!!
« Reply #58 on: December 01, 2009, 19:50:45 »
I'm still a long way off being fully qualified, I'll probably just program the cheap knock of tomagotchies and furbies that all the poor kids get.

Offline Carla!

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Re: Christmas part-AAAAY!!
« Reply #59 on: December 01, 2009, 20:00:36 »
I'm still a long way off being fully qualified, I'll probably just program the cheap knock of tomagotchies and furbies that all the poor kids get.

you cruel, cruel man ;)