Rachel said in a husky voice "I love my muff" and then pleaded "fuck me teapot master" "will someone please shove a paddle up my ass". Then things got confused and the dog started choking and started to bite, which made made me even more aroused but it started to sting, so I whipped it out, and Leighton said "oh dear!" and then, with a full pot of curry sauce in his hand asked "eh, is there any more curry sauce left rog?" to which rog replied "yes all over my body, come lick it off", and making eye contact he dropped the hand, and that's the story of how I had my first orgasm.
It was also decided that it was the narrator who had their first orgasm if that was unclear in the story.
