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Boats and Gear => Buy and Sell => Topic started by: Douchier on October 18, 2011, 22:41:08

Title: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: Douchier on October 18, 2011, 22:41:08
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: DervM on October 18, 2011, 23:11:25
It's a large  :-\. Otherwise you'd be getting a visit in the next week.
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: Douchier on October 19, 2011, 10:11:14
Why Derv, you should buy it anyway. It's the latest trend in casual wear AND there's nothing that will keep you drier on the cycle into college.
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: DervM on October 19, 2011, 23:01:30
Except, just possibly, something with a hood. Also, I like to be able to walk into lectures without asking for someone's help to pull my shiny new cag off. Preferably  ;D
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: Matt on October 20, 2011, 16:21:31
Nice ice-breaker if you're trying to meet people in your class.

"Excuse me, would you mind pulling on my top while I try and squeeze my head through this little latex hole? Then maybe we can go for coffee after? Be my friend?!?!"

Works every time.
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: rog on October 20, 2011, 16:29:05
"I Have this packet of peanuts I bought a couple of years ago, maybe we could eat them together?"
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: DervM on October 21, 2011, 00:25:33
Oh guys! Now I realise why I have no friends! This has gotta be an investment.
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: Douchier on October 24, 2011, 01:15:14
Don't believe my word that this is a great idea? Here's what some experts thought:

You'd have to be some sort of stupid person living under a rock made of cold to not think that buying this cag is an amazing idea.

When you're an athlete like me, you need the best equipment. Sometimes Niall sells that equipment and sometimes you have to man up and just buy it.

ooh! it's OOH and SHINY and mmmm...pie

Mmmm, it's nice. When you put it on, it's like all the tiny little warm-cicles climb up you and each give you a tiny hug.

BROWN
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: Jer on October 24, 2011, 09:59:07
Semi dry cags are far from brown.
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: Douchier on October 24, 2011, 18:16:53
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: Maryanne on October 24, 2011, 20:51:12
That made me laugh... oh the quoting...

NEEDS CITATION!
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: Chunderdragon on October 24, 2011, 21:51:56
WHERE ARE THE FOOTNOTES
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: Douchier on October 25, 2011, 16:05:30
Actually there is citation of a sort, Simple Machines own special type. Above the quote it refers to the time, and source of the quote and if you click on this it brings you the the "Source article".

Only in this case, it's bullshit.


Buy my cag.

Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: Douchier on January 06, 2012, 17:42:14
While I'm here,

Bump!

I assume that by now you've all learned that warm things are nice and that cags are great?

G'wan, get yourselph something nice
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: Diarmuid on January 07, 2012, 02:39:35
how can we trust someone who has no f?!?
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: Garbhan on January 07, 2012, 15:13:14
I would love to but i spent so much money over the last month that I can't afford to!  :(
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: Douchier on January 07, 2012, 17:41:45
how can we trust someone who has no f?!?

Easily!

I means that I can't phool you or phuck you about. It's also why this cag comes with no phoul odours...that and it being brand-new.
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: Bogger on January 20, 2012, 18:13:21
Title: Re: Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.
Post by: Dani on February 01, 2012, 09:09:33
If this is still going GIMME