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General => Kayaking => Topic started by: Ritchie on April 28, 2008, 17:55:07

Title: finially something kayak related....
Post by: Ritchie on April 28, 2008, 17:55:07
a really good vid on nailing you cartwheels: http://playak.tv/view_video.php?viewkey=9f0dcae6b937cf440aeb (http://playak.tv/view_video.php?viewkey=9f0dcae6b937cf440aeb)
enjoy,
rich.
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Post by: Sick Boy on April 28, 2008, 18:14:17
you know this is the general banter section. there is a kayaking section.
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Post by: Lorcan on April 28, 2008, 18:58:31
Why don't you just edit it Cian
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Post by: kjt on April 30, 2008, 02:44:02
Why don't you just edit it Cian

lol nice!



Cool vid Rich, thanks!
Now all I need to do is keep at my double pump... or more like my capsize pump!
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Post by: Diarmaid on April 30, 2008, 09:15:15
Now all I need to do is keep at my double pump... or more like my capsize pump!

or your penis pump LoLz!!!!!!!!!1
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Post by: kjt on April 30, 2008, 09:31:33
Don't worry, she gets a good pumping. Yes that's right I said she.... think about it!
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Post by: Dave B on April 30, 2008, 09:34:31
Well i've thought about it, but surely that makes 'her' a dike?? is that what you were implying?
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Post by: Pia! on April 30, 2008, 13:44:29
Dike No

Dyke Yes
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Post by: Diarmaid on April 30, 2008, 13:56:52
shut up pya
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Post by: Pia! on April 30, 2008, 14:28:40
Pya No

Pia No

Pee-ih Yes
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Post by: Ritchie on May 05, 2008, 10:36:24
is it just me or do these pics look a bit too similar...
(http://www.ucdcanoeclub.com/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=324;type=avatar)
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:yOeFsZgdxy4TdM:http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2642504.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26c%3DViewImages%26k%3D2%26d%3D4176526AFF734587DF1340C4DE605DEEA55A1E4F32AD3138)
"ich bin einer berliner" ;D
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Post by: Simon R. on May 06, 2008, 09:06:04
uncanny resemblence.......
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Post by: Pia! on May 06, 2008, 10:41:56
Yeah you're right Ritchie- I actually am related to that sexy german soldier- look at the way he's posing even while in the middle of a war. Sexy. if he wasn't my great grandfather.....

Speaking of incest, is it just me or does Ritchie look alot like these guys?

(http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/inbred.jpg)
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Post by: Towelyey on May 06, 2008, 12:00:51
oh my god richie i never knew you were a triplet!!
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Post by: Sick Boy on May 06, 2008, 12:30:47
where did you find such a picture pia?
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Post by: Pia! on May 06, 2008, 12:45:30
I know trowel, i couldn't believe it either! It's like i'm looking at a picture of Ritchie (especially the guy on the right)

Cian, all i had to do was sneek into Ritchies house. I found these two locked in his basement so i took a picture. Apparently Ritchie's parents thought that out of all the triplets Ritchie looked "normal" enough to be seen in public-how wrong they were.....   :D
Title: Re: finially something kayak related....
Post by: Ritchie on May 06, 2008, 13:33:23
oh my god richie i never knew you were a triplet!!
well towel, i guess you'll be glad to see there's now plenty of me to go around. ;)


Cian, all i had to do was sneek into Ritchies house.
pia, pia... you know you don't have to sneek into my house to find me, although this whole obsession/sexual furstration with me is getting a little weird. ;D
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Post by: Towelyey on May 06, 2008, 13:35:03
really richie did you see that picture do you ever look in the mirror??

HIDEOUS!
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Post by: Diarmaid on May 06, 2008, 14:19:40
I love how all this is taking place in a thread called 'finally something kayak related'
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Post by: Towelyey on May 06, 2008, 14:40:08
damn i was just gona say that!!!!!! meeh you can have it :)
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Post by: Pia! on May 06, 2008, 15:04:00
Oh come on now Ritchie we all know that that picture of the german soldier was just a desperate bid for my attention- i think it is you with the obsession   :o

Anyway, i didn't sneek into your house due to sexual frustration-i did it for the greater good. Look at your gene's!! I couldn't have that contaminating the next generation.  :-[

Just think: Every time you try to chat up a girl I will be standing behind you holding that picture of your inbred brothers.
Every time you log into a "making friends" website that picture will pop up beside your profile.
Every time you try to get a mail order bride, i will be standing on your doorstep waiting for the delivery man

I'm going to Germany soon-If you fight this i'm pretty sure i can get an army together

I'm sorry it had to come to this Ritchie,
 
really i am
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Post by: caz on May 06, 2008, 18:14:27
well for the rest of us try this - http://www.darwindating.com

Title: Re: finially something kayak related....
Post by: Ritchie on May 06, 2008, 18:46:47
I couldn't have that contaminating the next generation.
i bet you couldn't, infact i bet you've already started growing your very own, unusually squared,  knacker-tash.

as for the rest of your shiting-on, i think i'm alright.
after all, seeing as yourself and towel seem to druel over me, the rest of the world should be a breeze.  8)
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Post by: Diarmaid on May 07, 2008, 12:01:28

after all, seeing as yourself and towel seem to druel over me, the rest of the world should be a breeze.  8)

... because they're ladies of such refined and discriminating tastes?  ???  :D
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Post by: Pia! on May 07, 2008, 14:59:31
You're right Diarmaid- you're waaaaay out of our league!   :D
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Post by: kill on May 08, 2008, 11:53:19
Ha! There's a stark resemblence between your avatar and that smilicon.
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Post by: Towelyey on May 08, 2008, 13:53:05
     :-\ 


and thats what you look like!!
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Post by: kill on May 08, 2008, 14:02:09
Not true. That photo took hours of preparation. Look how beautifully curved my eyebrows are. That doesn't just happen you know.
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Post by: Towelyey on May 08, 2008, 15:34:05
the slightly confused look the raised eyebrows all that smily is missing is a whole lot of hair!!!!
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Post by: Pia! on May 09, 2008, 10:44:08
I think he looks more like this one  :-*

That photo took hours of preparation. Look how beautifully curved my eyebrows are. That doesn't just happen you know.

No it didn't! Trowel if you want to look as *good* as killian in that photo follow these simple steps:
Step 1: don't shave/wash/comb hair for 3 weeks until eyebrows are encrusted with dirt
Step 2:Drink red sambuca until lips are  glowing

Easy!
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Post by: Amanda on May 13, 2008, 13:08:44
Quite the catch u got there pia  :)