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Committee Announcements => Announcements => Topic started by: Ley-Ley on April 27, 2009, 13:41:28

Title: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Ley-Ley on April 27, 2009, 13:41:28
Right peeps and peepette's, I need people to do a boathouse inventory. I need a eso de 6 personas to help me. I'm planning on doing it the week after exams. I will choose a day which accommodates most people. This needs to be done, so the sooner the better and if you help me and I like you, you get a hug, or a kick in the teeth, which ever suits best. Oh and unlike previous years, the inventory will be done in Messers.

Your friend in kayaking,
Leighton. :-*


P.S. Disregard the second last sentence and the last because it sounds very foppish.
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: finch on April 27, 2009, 14:43:14
Oh and unlike previous years, the inventory will be done in Messers.

Not much boats in Messers so it should be easy - I'll help you ;D

Afterwards everyone can head to Leightons house for a party !!!!  ;D He told me that was the plan anyway......
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Jer on April 27, 2009, 14:51:52
I'll be around to help out.
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Eoghan on April 27, 2009, 14:53:51
if you help me and I like you, you get a hug, or a kick in the teeth, which ever suits best.


hmm eh neither suit  :) wat if you wouldnt mind helping but neither of these options are appealling??like soon after the exams?
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Ley-Ley on April 27, 2009, 15:02:39
Finchie is the first for a kick in the teeth it seems.

Eh, what do you mean Eoghan? You want to help but the week after exams doesn't suit?
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Eoghan on April 27, 2009, 15:06:40
no its grand i mean if it was like 2 weeks after the exams it probably wouldnt!but yes i should be there
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Nuala on April 29, 2009, 10:32:35
I'd say when your determining exact dates keep it flexible until close to the time and check the weather forecast. It's easier to check outfitting ro do small repairs (if you want to do that) if you can move the boats outside and you'll get more people willing to help if it's nice weather. (And if it's rainy people will be paddling).

Also it will probably make it easier if you don't lend any gear that day and make sure all borrowed gear has been returned. I'll help if I am around.
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Ley-Ley on May 08, 2009, 16:47:30
Anyone else want to help? I'll like you more and I'm a good person to have on your side!!
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Nuala on May 19, 2009, 11:33:01
So when is this happening?
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Ley-Ley on May 19, 2009, 14:52:18
Yea, sorry, this is going ahead on Thursday at 12.
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Ley-Ley on May 20, 2009, 13:52:03
Also, if anyone has any gear that belongs to the club, please tell me. I want to add it to the inventory.
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Eoghan on May 20, 2009, 14:59:49
im gonna steal that spray painted helmet!its mine..  :P ;D
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Monkey Loving Bob on May 20, 2009, 16:59:34
There's a couple of paddles in my back garden, get 'em whenever. I'm sure someone will be around to let you in.
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Ley-Ley on May 21, 2009, 11:08:44
Are they club ones?

This is on today everyone!! Give us a hand.
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Monkey Loving Bob on May 21, 2009, 16:05:16
No, I thought I would be really helpful and tell you about some privately owned paddles that have no bearing on the inventory you're preparing for and asking about.

That literally drips sarcasm...

Ask Cian about them, he may know how many there are.
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: finch on May 22, 2009, 10:32:46
Hey guys - we managed to fill a big bag of clothes found in the boathouse - if you think you own any of it collect it cause it's being thrown into the skip by the end of the summer

Peace out  ;D
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Ley-Ley on May 22, 2009, 11:18:12
Yea and we found an approach deck that's in good nick. If anyone owns it give us a shout.
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Diarmaid on May 22, 2009, 11:27:04
Hey guys - we managed to fill a big bag of clothes found in the boathouse - if you think you own any of it collect it cause it's being thrown into the skip by the end of the summer

Peace out  ;D

can we have an inventory of the bag please?  :)


I don't think I actually own any of it, I just want you to have to rummage through smelly boathouse clothes.
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Matt on May 22, 2009, 11:27:45
That deck could be mine - I had an approach deck go missing ages ago
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Nuala on May 22, 2009, 11:31:36
It was lost and found from varsities that no-one has claimed yet.
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: finch on May 22, 2009, 12:31:05
can we have an inventory of the bag please?  :)


I don't think I actually own any of it, I just want you to have to rummage through smelly boathouse clothes.

No - there's bits of all kinds of clothes in it including jackets, trousers, shoes, t-shirts, hiking boots, scarves, etc.
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Monkey Loving Bob on May 22, 2009, 12:57:30
Give 'em to the Simon Community or something, if they aren't claimed in a time period or something...
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: finch on May 22, 2009, 13:04:13
That's a good plan - anyone want to volunteer cleaning them all first ??  ;D
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Karen on May 22, 2009, 13:07:13
Chuck them all in a washing machina and see how clean they come out
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Nuala on May 22, 2009, 13:33:49
You could damage the washing machine though...
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: rog on May 25, 2009, 03:21:16
I'm not going to lie to you man, I yearn for you!!!
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Monkey Loving Bob on May 25, 2009, 09:11:25
Eh, gay much?
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Pia! on May 25, 2009, 12:56:42
I think somebody has raped Rog's computer



Seriously, whoever's raping his ucdcc profile- you can do a much better job than that!!!!
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: kill on May 25, 2009, 13:45:08
What are the criteria for a successful rape?

One of the many answerless questions like:

Why does Lucy still have moderator privileges?
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: rog on May 25, 2009, 14:01:59
Seriously, whoever's raping his ucdcc profile- you can do a much better job than that!!!!

Thats exactly wat i was thinkin!! If ur gonna "rape" my profile at least "rape" it well...
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Ley-Ley on May 25, 2009, 16:28:40
What are the criteria for a successful rape?

One of the many answerless questions like:

Why does Lucy still have moderator privileges?
I think her name is only colored, that's it.

Oh and maybe the person who 'raped' Rodge's profile was wasted and couldn't think properly, so lay off them.
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Pia! on May 25, 2009, 17:20:14
The secret to a good profile rape is to make little, subtle changes
Change what they said just enough so that people think the person is weird but not enough that its obvious they've been raped

Once dee and becca changed my "I've lost my booties" post into "I've lost my boobies"
Hilarious!  ;D

Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Lucy on May 25, 2009, 18:12:09
Yeah that was a good ol' day when the monday baking crew got together.  Good times.
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Diarmaid on May 25, 2009, 20:41:18
Once dee and becca changed my "I've lost my booties" post into "I've lost my boobies"
Hilarious!  ;D




... when did you have them?
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Asho87 on May 26, 2009, 02:23:35
Have you found them yet? Or replaced them?? They were still missing last I saw you. Mine have been missing since puberty.

:( :(
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Towelyey on May 26, 2009, 10:10:24
pia, asho, there's something i need to tell you........


..... I STOLE YOUR BOOBIES!!!!! THEY'RE MINE NOW I TELLS YOU MMMIIIINNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: Pia! on May 26, 2009, 10:46:39
Ali- did you ever hear the story of the greedy little girl who stole her friends boobies?

Her boobies got bigger and bigger and bigger until they got so big that they began to sag.
They sagged and sagged and sagged until she looked like this:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1Q3CzPT8QTk/SbWms3nRr9I/AAAAAAAAF48/LNALoObbWp8/s400/saggy_boobs.jpg)

Title: Re: Boathouse Inventory!!
Post by: TomB on May 26, 2009, 11:55:57
This post has to be sickest i've seen yet in the glorious history of UCDCC - well done, this is brilliant!!

Think about it, picture some sick bango playin' pervert in the hills of west virginia decides he's going to google 'criteria for a successful rape?', then he ends up joining UCDCC - BRILLIANT!!