LOST: My life in a handbag....

[Ríona]

Ok...

Black handbag:

Wallet..
Passport
Keys
Money
Drivers Licence (One week old and PINK) 
USB from battery-less ipod
Virginity
Make-up
Dignity

Please find Mr. Handbag, he's sooo alonneeeee!!! 

[Asho87]

It's in Ali's bucket cunt.... Never to be found again

[kill]

Never carry your virginity in a handbag. You never know who might steal it.

[johnnyg]

It's in towel's bucket cunt.... Never to be found again

Oh sweet jesus...did I just read that.... .....did you just write that.....

[Barbie]

yes it the joke of the weekend,

so johnny are you a bucket cunt or a penny gee?

oh actually pia told everyone on sat that you came down to varsities but you got lost in ali's bucket cunt!
if its dark and damp where you are, you may still be in there!

[Pia!]

I was actually eating a calipo ice pop on sunday and i turned my head for ONE SECOND and Ali's bucket cunt had gobbled it all up.

[kmck]

One of the guys on the stag lost his car in offaly, but we all know where it went!

[caz]

Offaly is such an insignificant county i heard they lost it once

[Towelyey]

i got confused - clippo's are shaped like................ whatever i got confused

[Jevon]

Towel, do you per chance have any rear windscreens in there?

[Towelyey]

i used to but someone was playing crotch spoon.............................................................................
...............the spoon's in there but a broken window

[Diarmaid]

bucketschlager. kinky.

[Ríona]

Other than Ali's bucket cunt, any suggestions as to were this could be???

Also Kill i have your paddles!!