finially something kayak related....

[Pia!]

I know trowel, i couldn't believe it either! It's like i'm looking at a picture of Ritchie (especially the guy on the right)

Cian, all i had to do was sneek into Ritchies house. I found these two locked in his basement so i took a picture. Apparently Ritchie's parents thought that out of all the triplets Ritchie looked "normal" enough to be seen in public-how wrong they were.....   

[Ritchie]

oh my god richie i never knew you were a triplet!!

well towel, i guess you'll be glad to see there's now plenty of me to go around.

Cian, all i had to do was sneek into Ritchies house.

pia, pia... you know you don't have to sneek into my house to find me, although this whole obsession/sexual furstration with me is getting a little weird.

[Towelyey]

really richie did you see that picture do you ever look in the mirror??

HIDEOUS!

[Diarmaid]

I love how all this is taking place in a thread called 'finally something kayak related'

[Towelyey]

damn i was just gona say that!!!!!! meeh you can have it

[Pia!]

Oh come on now Ritchie we all know that that picture of the german soldier was just a desperate bid for my attention- i think it is you with the obsession   

Anyway, i didn't sneek into your house due to sexual frustration-i did it for the greater good. Look at your gene's!! I couldn't have that contaminating the next generation. 

Just think: Every time you try to chat up a girl I will be standing behind you holding that picture of your inbred brothers.
Every time you log into a "making friends" website that picture will pop up beside your profile.
Every time you try to get a mail order bride, i will be standing on your doorstep waiting for the delivery man

I'm going to Germany soon-If you fight this i'm pretty sure i can get an army together

I'm sorry it had to come to this Ritchie,
 
really i am

[caz]

well for the rest of us try this - http://www.darwindating.com

[Ritchie]

I couldn't have that contaminating the next generation.

i bet you couldn't, infact i bet you've already started growing your very own, unusually squared,  knacker-tash.

as for the rest of your shiting-on, i think i'm alright.
after all, seeing as yourself and towel seem to druel over me, the rest of the world should be a breeze. 

[Diarmaid]

after all, seeing as yourself and towel seem to druel over me, the rest of the world should be a breeze. 

... because they're ladies of such refined and discriminating tastes?   

[Pia!]

You're right Diarmaid- you're waaaaay out of our league!   

[kill]

Ha! There's a stark resemblence between your avatar and that smilicon.

[Towelyey]

      


and thats what you look like!!

[kill]

Not true. That photo took hours of preparation. Look how beautifully curved my eyebrows are. That doesn't just happen you know.

[Towelyey]

the slightly confused look the raised eyebrows all that smily is missing is a whole lot of hair!!!!

[Pia!]

I think he looks more like this one 

That photo took hours of preparation. Look how beautifully curved my eyebrows are. That doesn't just happen you know.

No it didn't! Trowel if you want to look as *good* as killian in that photo follow these simple steps:
Step 1: don't shave/wash/comb hair for 3 weeks until eyebrows are encrusted with dirt
Step 2:Drink red sambuca until lips are glowing

Easy!