HOODIES!!!

[Carla!]

Eoghan, this one's so bloody subtle that its got absolutly nothing to do with paddling! It's an in-joke! It's no good for varsities!

Low but doable

i agree...!

if everyone is so happy with low but doable, you should keep it then! 

[Eoghan]

what??? its too do with paddling too!! when the rivers low but still doable!!??

[kmck]

I'm just wondering how you intend to have these ready for varsities, have you ever delt with printing shops? Dear god they can be slow.

[Matt]

Magic.

[Carla!]

what??? its too do with paddling too!! when the rivers low but still doable!!??

he meant the hey don't teach you this in school one ya retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

printing shops??
but but i thought you just cut the discopaddler and letters into potatoes and get some poster paint and print it onto the hoodies??....

thats the oldskool way of printing things anyway. all ya need is a sack of potatoes, some paint and some really eager children....
and its free
child labour doesnt count if their having fun...

[kmck]

And their fingers are small and nimble, they also can fit easily among large machinery. If they get killed it's not like you invested a huge amount of money in their trainer.

[Ley-Ley]

How about we all just except what we get. You don't hear the kids in Africa complaining about the text on the back of their umm.... rags.

[Carla!]

How about we all just except what we get. You don't hear the kids in Africa complaining about the text on the back of their umm.... rags.

they probably are making the hoodies were gona be getting 

[Towelyey]

I do love ââ,¬Ëœlow but doableââ,¬â,,¢ but on the other hand it has been done!!

We went through trying to pick a slogan a few years back but couldnââ,¬â,,¢t decide. Here are a ââ,¬Ëœfewââ,¬â,,¢ of the ones we came up with the last time we brain-stormed:

Big Boats are a bandaid
Nothingââ,¬â,,¢s too big
UCDCC = lowest common denominator
Weils will Weils will rock you
UCDCC - subtle and vaguley attractive
UCDCC ââ,¬" obnoxious and really hot
Brace yourself
If it fits its meant to be
Who dares swims
UCDCC (Insert witty slogan here)
UCDCC Don't F*** Up
UCDCC 'rent a crowd'
that's a paddling
Shut your bung hole!
UCDCC. Wet suits! 
UCDCC The people your mother warned you about
Aint' no dickshunaries on-a-river.
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
when your born you have the face god gave you, when you die you have the face UCDCC gave you
less thinkin, more drinkin!
Shouting 'slogan!' doesn't make it a slogan
UCDCC: Boof!
UCDCC: Breaking out since we were teenagers
UCDCC: We don't get out of bed for less than 1000cumecs
UCDCC: We don't leave the bar for less than 1000cumecs
Well done!
UCDCC: Creeking Havoc Across the Country
UCDCC where rescue is waiting
"check yourself before you wreck yourself"
"too posh to paddle"
"when the juices are flowin, you better get goin"
I rather be huck'd than fucked?
If found return to Ucd canoe club.
Drink more drink faster.
Creekers are satan's slippers.
First the club then the world.
EXPERTS IN WETNESS!
Never let he truth get in the way of a good story.
There has got to be more to life than just being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.
I can Derelick my own balls, thank you!
For a second there I thought someone was going to be reading out eugugoly!
They're break dance fighting.
It's a walk-off!
Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!
Whitewater Test Dummy - No Experience Required
Moist
Blind probe
UCDCC, It's all down Stream from here.
When you're up shit creek without a paddle, who you gonna call ââ,¬" UCDCC
Paddle, Drink and Repeat
If We Can Do It, So Canoe
If you do not rock and roll, you rock and swim.
UCDCC - Shallow, but whatever floats your boat!
UCD Canoe Club. Getting you raped every Saturday
UCDCC-Its more than just a club, its a lifestyle
the odds are good- but the goods are odd'
UCDCC-Helping pladdlers get laid since 1976.
It sucks to me
I rather a paddle infront of me than a frontal lobotamy
It's all in the hips
PLf not what you think
I lost my diginity and all the club gave me was a hoodie
Slippery when wet(this has been done)
Your Ma
No our parents don't know what we are doing
Leave the paddling to us
Kayak just feels right
Amercian beer making love in a canoe, that's right both fucking close to water.
I love the smell of neoprene in the morning
Get on. Paddle. Get off.
"Only screwin' beats canoein'!"
"To big to doââ,¬Â

Now all you have to do is choose!!!!!

[Asho87]

UCDCC - Shallow, but whatever floats your boat!

Love it!!

[Eoghan]

haha some of them are brilliant Ali!!

Carla I can't take you seriously as "old Carla" 

and yes....i misunderstood Bill's post

[Carla!]

Carla I can't take you seriously as "old Carla" 

i know. and as you are 6 days older than me that makes u old too...
thank you to whoever changed my name (i suspect it was finch), i think it just brought on my quater-life-crisis AHHHHHHH  IM AGEING SO FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i think my new one is a bit more appropriate.

ALI- they are all amazing and i would be honoured to wear any of those slogans on my back

[Diarmaid]

Come with us now on a journey through time and space to the world of the mighty boof
Scrapie: not just for sheep anymore.
Roll up, Roll up!
It was Colonel Mustard. In Wicklow. With the Dagger.
Spend 5 days of every month in heavy flow. (alternatively: spend 5 days of every month in heavy flow, until you're about 50)
UCDCC will give you a stroke. (it works on THREE levels!)

I still like the inscription some of us briefly talked about putting on the boathouse door, "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here", but bear in mind that on a hoodie that's going to be right over your ass.


and I believe it might have been killian who said "tight but screwable"

[Eoghan]

Carla I can't take you seriously as "old Carla" 

i know. and as you are 6 days older than me that makes u old too...

oh god your right!!! AHHH!!!


I lost my diginity and all the club gave me was a hoodie.....

Get on. Paddle. Get off......

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story......


it's so hard to pick the best one from these...their dooo good! (well most  )

[JODY]

Oh an "I lost my dignity & all UCDCC gave me was this crappy T-shirt" for certain awards at the AGM???