My personal favourates are:
Only Skrewing Beats Canoing
Shut Your Bung Hole!
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty
If it fits its meant to be
It was Colonel Mustard. In Wicklow. With the Dagger - Rahahahahahahahahahah Hi-Larious!!
but UCDCC will give you a stroke - THIS IS THE ONE!! I WANT THIS ON THE HOODIES!!!
Brilliant dermie just brilliant!!