Yay. Fun times are ahead for all this New Years, cause it's
Kerry time!!! I know people like to spend time with there families but that is what Christmas is for, ye are all of the age where you need to see what it's like to not spend New Years with your family. It's hard at first but we'll make it easier for you by injecting you with massive amounts of fun and heroine but not really heroine cause it melts the brain. Fun on the other hand doesn't, it only cause various different physical injuries due to performing fun awesome acts of daring such as things that I can't right now think of, YAY for bad memory of laziness in the thought process!!
Anyways, enough of my rambling, we are planning on heading down for
7 WHOLE DAYS CONSISTING OF 24 HOURS EACH!!! What did he say? Yes, that's right I did say Eoghan has a collecting of animals testicles in his locker but stay focused!!
Prices work out as follows:
1 night - €15
2 nights - €30
3 nights - €45
4 nights - €55
5 nights - €65
6 nights - €75
7 nights - €80
The club will be staying in 2
Clearwater houses in Glenbeigh village.
This is no joke, in my first year I went for two days and was driving, so I had to go to bed early but the second year I went I had an AWESOME TIME and I didn't fade once, no matter what people say to you, they are filthy dirty liars!!
The difference in this trip, apart from it being 1000 and 9 percent more awesome than any other trips, is that everyone drives down!! No buses, so you need to ask people if they would give you a lift, which they won't mind. Don't be afraid to ask cause it's the only way you'll get down, or you could ask one of the committee and we'll help you out.
You don't have to stay down for the whole length but it is recommended cause of the awesomeness of it all. Plus there's an awesome fun time quiz on the 30th of December which will give everyone a sore side. Not because it's so funny but because the pain of hitting yourself in the gut will make it that bit easier.
I think that is all I can think of for the moment, if there is more I'll put it up here or just give me a shout and I shall re-tell you all you need to know about fun times had. Don't ask Eoghan about it though or he'll just talk about the Alps like he always does ( Hurts, doesn't it Eoghan? )
Dinner and breakfast is included as always, so is instructors etc. It's is pretty much the same as every other weekend away but it's a week long, you must sort your own transport down and back and
LOADS OF OTHER UNIVERSITIES ATTEND TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tried to put some pictures in but it didn't work, ah well.
Yours with love and patience,
Leighton 'Lovecheeks' Hoban.
P.S. Post here is you want to go and for how long!!