Shiny new cag, stupidly cheap.

Douchier · October 18, 2011, 22:41:08

Alright, there's loads of shiny new people who are just starting off in this club, here's your chance for a bargain.
I've had this never-used cag sitting in my room for a while and I've been meaning to get it sold, so I've decided to let it go for very, very little.

It's a Palm Kinetic cag, blue in a size large.
It's a "Semi-diry" cag, this means that it has latex seals on the wrists, but not on the neck. It' won't keep everything out, but it will keep almost everything out.

As it's new it looks exactly like this picture from the Great Outdoors website. They're selling it at the moment for €99 - this is reduced from €159 because it's an old model (an unusually good deal for GODS).

I'll let you have it for €60...as long as you're sound.

EDIT: I just realised that I forgot to throw on some contact details...but if you're motivated then I believe that you'll find a way.

DervM · October 18, 2011, 23:11:25

It's a large $:-\$ . Otherwise you'd be getting a visit in the next week.

Douchier · October 19, 2011, 10:11:14

Why Derv, you should buy it anyway. It's the latest trend in casual wear AND there's nothing that will keep you drier on the cycle into college.

DervM · October 19, 2011, 23:01:30

Except, just possibly, something with a hood. Also, I like to be able to walk into lectures without asking for someone's help to pull my shiny new cag off. Preferably

Matt · October 20, 2011, 16:21:31

Nice ice-breaker if you're trying to meet people in your class.

"Excuse me, would you mind pulling on my top while I try and squeeze my head through this little latex hole? Then maybe we can go for coffee after? Be my friend?!?!"

Works every time.

rog · October 20, 2011, 16:29:05

"I Have this packet of peanuts I bought a couple of years ago, maybe we could eat them together?"

DervM · October 21, 2011, 00:25:33

Oh guys! Now I realise why I have no friends! This has gotta be an investment.

Douchier · October 24, 2011, 01:15:14

Don't believe my word that this is a great idea? Here's what some experts thought:

Quote from: Maryanne on October 18, 2011, 22:41:08You'd have to be some sort of stupid person living under a rock made of cold to not think that buying this cag is an amazing idea.

Quote from: Eoghan on October 19, 2011, 07:02:49When you're an athlete like me, you need the best equipment. Sometimes Niall sells that equipment and sometimes you have to man up and just buy it.

Quote from: Karen on March 01, 2011, 22:47:27ooh! it's OOH and SHINY and mmmm...pie

Quote from: Maryanne (but in a better mood this time, presumably after the trailer is tied and, for some reason, she isn't dying of the consumption) on October 22, 2011, 22:07:44Mmmm, it's nice. When you put it on, it's like all the tiny little warm-cicles climb up you and each give you a tiny hug.

Quote from: Jer on October 19, 2011, 13:47:32BROWN

Jer · October 24, 2011, 09:59:07

Semi dry cags are far from brown.

Douchier · October 24, 2011, 18:16:53

Well...my phirst cag was a slightly older version oph this and it was pretty-much as dry as the dry-cag I have now. Not everyone is quite ready to splash out on a €400 Sweet cag. Until then though, bargain phor 60 squibs.

Maryanne · October 24, 2011, 20:51:12

That made me laugh... oh the quoting...

NEEDS CITATION!

Chunderdragon · October 24, 2011, 21:51:56

WHERE ARE THE FOOTNOTES

Douchier · October 25, 2011, 16:05:30

Actually there is citation of a sort, Simple Machines own special type. Above the quote it refers to the time, and source of the quote and if you click on this it brings you the the "Source article".

Only in this case, it's bullshit.

Buy my cag.

Douchier · January 06, 2012, 17:42:14

While I'm here,

Bump!

I assume that by now you've all learned that warm things are nice and that cags are great?

G'wan, get yourselph something nice

Diarmuid · January 07, 2012, 02:39:35

how can we trust someone who has no f?!?